Believeme,Imorethananyoneunderstandtheimpulsetotitteraboutthisstory,butyoushouldjustremindyourselfthatthisaislegitimatemedicalbreakthroughthatwillsavethelivesofthousandsofpeopleandthatwhileitisonlynaturaltofaceyourdiscomfortwithfecesbyattemptingtodisarmit(thefeces)withhumor,sayingsomethinglike“Thefrontpageoftoday’sNewYorkTimesiscoveredindoody,”isneithermaturenorappropriate,sodon’tdoit。

Anyway,youshouldprintthisoutandreaditlater。

Like,whenyou’reonthetoilet。

Hahaha,getit?